"...You're a Clown, Just like me!"

"You won't laugh any harder in five or six minutes
than you laughed at that guy, Bob Nelson."

"Bob Nelson and I used to work together, but I got rid of him,
who wants to work with someone who's funnier than they are!"

- Rodney Dangerfield

- Johnny Carson

- Red Skelton

"I am a fan of Bob Nelson's. He's a funny, funny man and a Godly example of
being salt and light in a world that so desperately needs a sense of humor."

- Michael W.

“One of my favorite paintings shows Jesus laughing. He must have had a
Bob Nelson in his life! I've been blessed beyond measure to laugh along
with Bob. His jokes are as funny as his heart is tender.”

–Max Lucado,
New York Times bestselling author